So Google Alerts (terms: albany software) popped this gem this morning:
"Amazing Position"
"VP of Product Development & Support"
"An Albany area software company seeks a talented individual to provide strategic leadership in the planning, direction and oversight for all product development and support. This individual must be experienced in the organization and management of a software operation. The ideal candidate must possess solid communication and people management skills along with the requisite technical skills."
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"Assist in the development of a structure or framework that integrates all departments with other Senior Management to facilitate communication and decision making."
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"Resume MUST be mailed."
FAIL.
Here, allow me to instantly produce that structure or framework for you with this WONDERFUL bit of technology from 1965.
VP of product development for a "software" company -- and they don't accept resumes via email? The only thing missing here is really, really bad clip art of a representative dinosaur. Let me fix that.
For all of those who are just dying to apply, check it out.
