Funniest thing I've read in a while

In an article by The Register, the F-22 Raptor is described as potentially serving as a high-capacity battlefield WiFi provider, thanks to its 548 mbit/s data transmission and 1 gigabit/s reception capacity.

A fellow cynical Reg reader comments:

"Hello F22 pliot,

my name is Barrister Macaulay Kava, I connected to your F22 Hotspot with my WinXP laptop when I saw you fly over Lagos.

Would you be intersted in a business proposal....."